Mr. Ass Archive

November 14, 2014 — Happy Birthday, Wife — original
December 27, 2013 — Wolf Blitzer and the Airport Riot — original
July 28, 2013 — The Best Blueberry Donuts in Craigshead County — original
July 23, 2013 — Waiting for Comic Con — original
July 16, 2013 — In the Natural State — original
May 05, 2013 — Ad astra per aspera — original
April 18, 2013 — Dive Bombing Crows — original
April 15, 2013 — Dancing with the Stars — original
March 29, 2013 — Hanging with Dumptruck — original
March 19, 2013 — Sam Champion and the Comet — original
March 14, 2013 — That’s Not You — original
March 08, 2013 — The Dodge Caravan Affair — original
March 06, 2013 — Twenty-Eight Years Ago Today — original
February 10, 2013 — Baking Biscuits with Paula Deen — original
January 29, 2013 — Ted and Alice — original
January 14, 2013 — Peeing at the Circle K — original
January 06, 2013 — Marge and the Breakfast Buffet — original
December 31, 2012 — Going Over the Fiscal Cliff, Part II — original
December 28, 2012 — Going Over the Fiscal Cliff — original
December 18, 2012 — Riding the HOV Lane — original
November 25, 2012 — Flatline — original
November 17, 2012 — When You Sleep — original
November 14, 2012 — 35 Birthdays — original
October 27, 2012 — One More Time — original
October 23, 2012 — ELE and the Ubercat — original
October 03, 2012 — The Best Birthday Gift — original
September 11, 2012 — Dancing in the Void — original
September 10, 2012 — Leaving the Keys — original
September 09, 2012 — Moving Stuff Around — original
September 06, 2012 — Bob the Albertson’s Comedy Cashier — original
September 03, 2012 — The Mimi’s Cafe Muffin Affair — original
September 01, 2012 — Shopping for Velveeta — original
August 27, 2012 — Sour Patch Kids and Broken Teeth — original
August 22, 2012 — Drinking Beer in Utah — original
August 21, 2012 — Seashell Mice and Extended Warranties — original
August 06, 2012 — The Unfairness of Sam Champion — original
July 31, 2012 — The Mexican Barber — original
July 28, 2012 — Mormons, Bottled Water, and Airport Security — original
July 22, 2012 — The Computer Problem — original
July 10, 2012 — A Busted Airplane — original
June 30, 2012 — Waiting at the Sonic — original
June 21, 2012 — Bathtime for Bella — original
June 19, 2012 — At the Pharmacy — original
June 16, 2012 — Chip — original
June 04, 2012 — On Peas — original
May 29, 2012 — After the Jihad — original
May 23, 2012 — Esmerelda and the Soap — original
May 22, 2012 — Riding the Union Pacific — original
May 19, 2012 — Dark Lord — original
May 15, 2012 — Sunflower — original
May 13, 2012 — Ode to a Mother’s Advice — original
May 08, 2012 — Cheating on Captain13 — original
May 06, 2012 — Opportunity of a Lifetime — original
May 02, 2012 — Excerpt from a Conversation in a Hawaiian Convenience Store while on Vacation — original
April 28, 2012 — Child Safety — original
April 14, 2012 — The Bachelorette Party — original
April 12, 2012 — NSF — original
April 08, 2012 — Mike Wallace and the Pearly Gates — original
April 07, 2012 — Retraction — original
April 05, 2012 — Sharp Pointy Teeth — original
April 02, 2012 — My daughter-in-law — original
March 28, 2012 — Leaving FarmVille — original
March 24, 2012 — Nineteen Cents — original
March 21, 2012 — At the Farm — original
March 17, 2012 — The Shoemaker — original
March 15, 2012 — The Rattlesnake — original
March 13, 2012 — The Middle-Age Tramp Stamp — original
March 03, 2012 — Smooshing — original
March 01, 2012 — Oozing All Over — original
February 20, 2012 — The Wet Towel Affair — original
February 17, 2012 — Missing Buttons — original
February 14, 2012 — Happy Valentines — original
February 12, 2012 — Sermon on the Mount — original
February 11, 2012 — Making Parts — original
February 09, 2012 — Kicked in the Shin — original
February 02, 2012 — Flies and Flowers — original
January 29, 2012 — Turn off the Light! — original
January 21, 2012 — Boogers — original
January 18, 2012 — Soup and Music — original
January 15, 2012 — The PEZ Event — original
January 01, 2012 — What Just Happened? — original
December 28, 2011 — Four Calling Birds — original
December 27, 2011 — Turtle Doves and French Hens — original
December 25, 2011 — One Unhappy Partridge — original
December 24, 2011 — Kringle — original
December 20, 2011 — In case I missed anyone… — original
December 07, 2011 — Cindy and the Hounds — original
December 05, 2011 — Maybe Later — original
December 03, 2011 — A Bit Rash — original
December 02, 2011 — Raising Cain — original
November 26, 2011 — The Meaning of Thanksgiving — original
November 24, 2011 — Giving Thanks — original
November 20, 2011 — Shopping at Michaels — original
November 19, 2011 — Topping it All Off — original
November 18, 2011 — Kiwi Black — original
November 15, 2011 — Dividends — original
October 31, 2011 — The Supercuts Vampire — original
October 29, 2011 — Chasing the Sonata — original
October 27, 2011 — Happy Birthday Bro — original
October 25, 2011 — Top Gun, Part II — original
October 24, 2011 — Top Gun, Part I — original
October 16, 2011 — The Garden Hose — original
October 04, 2011 — MCMLXII — original
September 04, 2011 — Cheaters — original
August 23, 2011 — Shrinking Rolls — original
August 02, 2011 — Becca’s Shower — original
July 18, 2011 — Big Haboobs — original
July 13, 2011 — The Hanging — original
July 06, 2011 — Officer Anderson at the Toll — original
July 04, 2011 — MILKERS — original
July 01, 2011 — Urgent Care — original
June 29, 2011 — Thank You, Hector — original
June 27, 2011 — Husky Jeans — original
June 24, 2011 — Ivan and the Key Card — original
June 21, 2011 — Cassie’s Chihuahueño — original
June 19, 2011 — Monongah — original
June 16, 2011 — As it Turns Out — original
June 14, 2011 — When You Least Expect It — original
June 12, 2011 — Return of the Übercat — original
May 10, 2011 — Life’s Greatest Mysteries – Poop — original
May 09, 2011 — Weatherman — original
May 06, 2011 — Bad Breath and BBQ — original
May 05, 2011 — Life’s Greatest Mysteries – Dogs — original
May 03, 2011 — Towel Beasts from Hell — original
May 02, 2011 — Life’s Greatest Mysteries – Farts — original
April 29, 2011 — The Kaylie Chronicles, Part IV – Back in the Day — original
April 27, 2011 — The Kaylie Chronicles, Part III – Shield’s Up, Captain! — original
April 26, 2011 — The Kaylie Chronicles, Part II – Howdy! — original
April 25, 2011 — The Kaylie Chronicles, Part I – Waiting — original
April 21, 2011 — Texting to Freddy Fender — original
April 17, 2011 — The Long Bomb — original
April 16, 2011 — On the Tarmac — original
April 14, 2011 — Gold Bond — original
April 13, 2011 — His and Hers — original
April 12, 2011 — The Calling — original
April 11, 2011 — The Living Dead — original
April 09, 2011 — The Towing, Part III – The Office Chair — original
April 08, 2011 — The Towing, Part II – The Big Fatty — original
April 07, 2011 — The Towing, Part I – Officer Anderson — original
April 07, 2011 — Announcement — original
April 03, 2011 — Tamale Man vs. Honey Guy — original
March 30, 2011 — Cassie’s Shoes — original
March 28, 2011 — Snot — original
March 27, 2011 — Ranger Bud — original
March 26, 2011 — Dine and Dash — original
March 25, 2011 — Coffee, Anyone? — original
March 24, 2011 — Exit Row Seating — original
March 19, 2011 — Distemper — original
March 17, 2011 — Rolling Low — original
March 14, 2011 — The Lost Matador — original
March 11, 2011 — The Last Towing — original
March 07, 2011 — Sister Wives — original
March 06, 2011 — Watching Dynasty — original
March 03, 2011 — On Ice — original
March 02, 2011 — The Cuddly Terror — original
February 25, 2011 — Drive Fast and Take Chances — original
February 23, 2011 — Freshly Pressed — original
February 22, 2011 — That Damned Chiming — original
February 16, 2011 — The Lint Problem — original
February 15, 2011 — The Mystery of the Empty Box — original
February 14, 2011 — Going to Karate — original
February 13, 2011 — Don’t Try This At Home — original
February 11, 2011 — Eating Out — original
February 09, 2011 — Damn, Pardner! — original
February 08, 2011 — Smile — original
February 06, 2011 — Her Sushi Jones — original
January 31, 2011 — Tired Soldier — original
January 28, 2011 — The Battle of the Pink Tag — original
January 26, 2011 — The Haunted Hotel — original
January 23, 2011 — They Came From Outer Space — original
January 20, 2011 — Number 8 — original
January 12, 2011 — Mr. Sniffle — original
January 04, 2011 — Treecycle — original
January 02, 2011 — Save the Date — original
December 31, 2010 — The Worst Storm of the Decade — original
December 24, 2010 — Procrastinators and Third-Stringers — original
December 22, 2010 — December 22nd — original
December 17, 2010 — The Green Wig — original
December 15, 2010 — The Jiffy Queen — original
December 14, 2010 — Keeping ’em Cool — original
December 09, 2010 — The Voices of Hate — original
December 08, 2010 — Rude Behavior — original
December 08, 2010 — The Shopping List — original
December 06, 2010 — The Whirlpool — original
December 04, 2010 — The Brussels Sprouts Affair — original
December 04, 2010 — Third Down and Two — original
November 30, 2010 — Eat This, Not That — original
November 28, 2010 — Child Safety — original
November 26, 2010 — Oh, My Aching Head — original
November 25, 2010 — Everyone Loves a Parade — original
November 22, 2010 — The Fifty-Dollar Sandwich — original
November 21, 2010 — The Nordic Warrior Club — original
November 19, 2010 — Big Butts and Backpacks — original
November 16, 2010 — Achy All Over — original
November 15, 2010 — Fuzzy Sweaters — original
November 14, 2010 — Happy Birthday, Nordic Warrior Queen — original
November 09, 2010 — Comment: Please Moderate — original
November 09, 2010 — The Breakfast Food Situation — original
November 07, 2010 — Honey-Dos — original
November 05, 2010 — Fear, Fire, Foes — original
November 04, 2010 — All Stocked Up — original
November 02, 2010 — The KGB Barber — original
November 02, 2010 — Timmy and the T-Rex — original
November 01, 2010 — Day of the Dead — original
October 30, 2010 — It’s the Water — original
October 29, 2010 — At The Meet — original
October 28, 2010 — My Fan Club — original
October 27, 2010 — The New Boeing — original
October 26, 2010 — Friends — original
October 25, 2010 — Woohoo, I’m Rich — original
October 23, 2010 — The Sale — original
October 22, 2010 — Thinking Shit Up — original
October 21, 2010 — Click-It or Ticket — original
October 18, 2010 — Uno and the 3-Way — original
October 18, 2010 — To Do List — original
October 16, 2010 — The Phone Book Conspiracy — original
October 15, 2010 — The Coin Master — original
October 12, 2010 — Trivia Tuesday — original
October 10, 2010 — Home Repair — original
October 09, 2010 — The Great Outdoors — original
October 08, 2010 — The Hoover — original
October 08, 2010 — It Came from Outer Space, Part II — original
October 08, 2010 — Fine,Then — original
October 07, 2010 — The Challenge — original
October 07, 2010 — Link to Facebook — original
October 07, 2010 — New Theme — original
October 06, 2010 — It Came From Outer Space — original
October 05, 2010 — Welcome Back — original
October 05, 2010 — Wish Me Luck — original
October 04, 2010 — Thirteen Bucks — original
October 03, 2010 — Today — original
October 02, 2010 — Riding The Pumpkin — original
October 01, 2010 — I Told You I Like it There — original
September 30, 2010 — What’s in a Name — original
September 29, 2010 — Mansfield vs. Wyoming — original
September 28, 2010 — Bulking Up — original
September 27, 2010 — Dunce Sticks — original
September 26, 2010 — At the Crossing — original
September 24, 2010 — Deep Blue — original
September 23, 2010 — Too Late…Again — original
September 21, 2010 — A New Life — original
September 20, 2010 — Aarrr, I’m a Pirate — original
September 19, 2010 — OCD — original
September 16, 2010 — Burnt Sienna — original
September 15, 2010 — Agent Scully Red — original
September 14, 2010 — Finally — original
September 13, 2010 — Bringing it Home — original
September 12, 2010 — California Dreaming — original
September 11, 2010 — Thank You, Mr. Tower — original
September 09, 2010 — Yes, I’m Clueless — original
September 09, 2010 — Until the Road Ends — original
September 08, 2010 — Going Postal — original
September 07, 2010 — Where Arnold Lives — original
September 06, 2010 — txtng — original
September 06, 2010 — Remembering — original
September 02, 2010 — Still on the Line — original
August 31, 2010 — Revenue Enhancement — original
August 30, 2010 — Attaboy — original
August 28, 2010 — Finally, It All Makes Sense — original
August 26, 2010 — Finding Just the Right One — original
August 25, 2010 — Ahwatukee Bess — original
August 24, 2010 — Dumb Asses — original
August 23, 2010 — Be a Tiger — original
August 20, 2010 — Talking with your Mouth Full — original
August 19, 2010 — Dinty No More — original
August 18, 2010 — Fire and Ice, Part II — original
August 18, 2010 — Troy, Hulk, and Brett — original
August 17, 2010 — Kiss a Frog — original
August 16, 2010 — Poking Around — original
August 15, 2010 — The Other Woman — original
August 12, 2010 — Fire and Ice — original
August 10, 2010 — Peeking, Part II — original
August 08, 2010 — Arizona Weather — original
August 05, 2010 — The Taco Bell Experience — original
August 05, 2010 — The Other Roommate — original
August 04, 2010 — Roommates — original
August 02, 2010 — Nasty — original
July 29, 2010 — Whoa — original
July 26, 2010 — Dear Amy — original
July 25, 2010 — The Deadliest Catch — original
July 24, 2010 — Out of Control — original
July 23, 2010 — Something’s Peekin’ — original
July 22, 2010 — Top Secret — original
July 21, 2010 — The Power of Positive Thinking — original
July 19, 2010 — Twigs and Branches — original
July 18, 2010 — The World’s Biggest Doobie — original
July 17, 2010 — Beep…Beep…Beep — original
July 16, 2010 — The Worst Flight Ever — original
July 16, 2010 — Thanks for the Info, Bill — original
July 15, 2010 — Stranded — original
July 15, 2010 — One Pair, or Two Pieces — original
July 13, 2010 — Maybe He Just Needs a Friend — original
July 12, 2010 — It’s Dark in Here — original
July 11, 2010 — And Another Thing… — original
July 09, 2010 — Asswares — original
July 07, 2010 — Rules of the Roll — original
July 06, 2010 — Ode to Mr. Ass — original
July 05, 2010 — 900 to Go — original
July 04, 2010 — Something Different — original
July 04, 2010 — In the House of Burris — original
July 01, 2010 — Roses are Red — original
June 29, 2010 — Dropping the F-Bomb — original
June 28, 2010 — WWF — original
June 27, 2010 — The Infestation — original
June 23, 2010 — The Tired Green Bag — original
June 21, 2010 — Ring, Ring — original
June 21, 2010 — It's the Little Things — original
June 20, 2010 — Waiting Aboot — original
June 19, 2010 — Out and Aboot — original
June 16, 2010 — Not So Nice — original
June 14, 2010 — Forty Days — original
June 13, 2010 — Almost Right — original
June 13, 2010 — Winter Survival Training — original
June 13, 2010 — Leave the Sunglasses at Home — original
June 11, 2010 — You Girls — original
June 09, 2010 — Minn-ee-soh-duh — original
June 08, 2010 — Mr. Jobs — original
June 06, 2010 — An Orderly Life — original
June 04, 2010 — Controlling the Tempest — original
June 03, 2010 — Trash Day — original
June 01, 2010 — Jesters and Fools — original
May 31, 2010 — Cardboard Lady — original
May 30, 2010 — Enchilada-Fest — original
May 30, 2010 — Fishing Otay Lake — original
May 27, 2010 — 409 — original
May 25, 2010 — The Return of Droid — original
May 24, 2010 — Boot Scootin' — original
May 22, 2010 — Oooooh — original
May 19, 2010 — Dump Virgin — original
May 18, 2010 — Ten Pounds of Shit in a Five Pound Bag — original
May 12, 2010 — Them’s the Beans — original
May 11, 2010 — Nowhere to Go — original
May 09, 2010 — This is what Happens — original
May 07, 2010 — Adios, Little Droid — original
May 05, 2010 — Hairy, Like Animal — original
May 02, 2010 — Searching for Uranus — original
April 29, 2010 — QHS — original
April 27, 2010 — Dirty Feet — original
April 26, 2010 — What Happened to My Panties — original
April 24, 2010 — Too Much Crap, Part II — original
April 22, 2010 — Pain in the Ass — original
April 20, 2010 — Packed up, in a Red Truck — original
April 19, 2010 — Whispering — original
April 16, 2010 — All Zipped Up — original
April 15, 2010 — Cotton is King — original
April 14, 2010 — Better Living Through Chemistry — original
April 11, 2010 — To Each His Own — original
April 07, 2010 — Too Much Crap — original
April 04, 2010 — Ford's Cracked — original
April 03, 2010 — Shopping Day — original
April 01, 2010 — The King — original
March 31, 2010 — Who’s Handicapped — original
March 29, 2010 — Where’s a Cop When You Need One — original
March 28, 2010 — Damn Clowns — original
March 23, 2010 — The Mexican Breathalyzer — original
March 22, 2010 — Why Birds Suck — original
March 20, 2010 — I Hate Easter — original
March 19, 2010 — All That She Saw — original
March 17, 2010 — March 17 — original
March 16, 2010 — DST — original
March 15, 2010 — In the Loo — original
March 14, 2010 — Wedding Vows — original
March 11, 2010 — Why Birds are Cool — original
March 10, 2010 — The Couric Effect — original
March 07, 2010 — Who are Wii — original
March 06, 2010 — March 6 — original
March 05, 2010 — En el Aeropuerto — original
March 04, 2010 — Crazy Pipes — original
March 03, 2010 — El Murciélago — original
March 02, 2010 — Don’t Touch That Dial! — original
February 28, 2010 — Harbor Wave — original
February 25, 2010 — The European Carry-All — original
February 23, 2010 — Las Cucarachas — original
February 22, 2010 — Runs with Beer — original
February 20, 2010 — It’s Not Safe — original
February 18, 2010 — Safety First — original
February 16, 2010 — Opuntia Bigelovii — original
February 15, 2010 — Teepee — original
February 14, 2010 — Clean Clothes — original
February 13, 2010 — Something’s Burning — original
February 13, 2010 — Staying Dry — original
February 13, 2010 — Staying Warm — original
February 12, 2010 — Coffee Time — original
February 11, 2010 — Staying Clean — original
February 11, 2010 — Where are the Damn Batteries — original
February 11, 2010 — Kisses From the Maid — original
February 10, 2010 — Hungry Hungry Hippos — original
February 09, 2010 — Dia de Los Muertos — original
February 04, 2010 — Ding Dong — original
February 02, 2010 — White Bicycle — original
January 29, 2010 — King of the Crapper — original
January 29, 2010 — Before I Sleep — original
January 27, 2010 — Mexican Dogs — original
January 26, 2010 — Spoils of War — original
January 25, 2010 — Pop, Pop, Pop — original
January 24, 2010 — Lost Pilots — original
January 24, 2010 — Jean Simmons — original